“Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!” his laughter filling every walls of his makeshift laboratory inside their house as he sits in front of his computer, “bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!” each one getting louder than the previous laughs. “Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!”
His son who was just playing nearby got curious and approached him, “What is it dad? Have you devised another diabolical plan to conquer the world? Did you create a new mutant? Do you have a new evil invention? What is it dad? Ha?! Ha?! Ha?!” he asked excitedly.
He looked down at the boy, quite puzzled and irritated as he speaks, “of course not my boy! You know I don’t work on Sundays!”
“Then why are you laughing so loud?” the boy asked.
“Because, hi-hi-hi!, beca—hi-hi-hi” the doctor trying to control his laughter, “because, somebody sent me a funny joke in my email, ha-ha-ha!” as he burst in laughter again. “Do you want to hear it boy? ha-ha-ha!”
“Nah! I’m not in the mood for jokes right now” the boy replied as he turned away from his dad.
His name is Bryan, a 10 year old boy. A fourth-grader who always believe in his father and hopes that someday he will succeed in creating an invention that will help him conquer the world. And there’s a reason for that, he wanted to use his father’s invention to get back at Billy, a 12 year old sixth grader who is always picking on him in school.
His father? Let’s call him Dr. Evil Genius, although he would like to address himself as the square root of all evil! A scientist with a genius mind, but with an obvious lack of literary prowess, hence the stupid moniker he gave himself.
He has already made numerous attempts in the past to conquer the world with his inventions, but each attempt would always lead to failure as they always seem to backfire on him… before they even get out of his garage.
That’s why nobody ever heard of him yet.
His last attempt however seemed to be his most successful thus far, for he was able to create a genetically enhanced swarm of mutant fleas, intelligent enough to follow his every order, and were able to analyze situations and implement plan of actions to make the doctor’s quest a success.
But it was foiled by an enterprising fellow who offered the fleas a better deal than the doctor could give. They are now travelling around the world, performing in flea circus.
Vicky, Bryan’s mother, has had enough of the doctor’s insanity and decided to leave him. But she has two concerns, she already attempted to run away before, but each time the professor would be able to track her.
She was also worried about Bryan, because she realizes that the doctor won’t be able to take care of him well, and for some reason, she can’t take him with her.
But she found a solution on her problem that will allow her to look after her son still, even after running away from her husband. For she has found the perfect hiding place that not even the evil genius mind of the doctor would even consider looking at – the next door apartment.
And so, the mad doctor continues to go through his e-mails, occasionally bursting in laughter. Bryan no longer pays attention as he knows it’s one of those silly jokes again. So he just continued playing with his toys.
They were in that situation… each one minding his own business… when suddenly…
“Tiiitttt!!! Tiiittt!!!! Tiiittt!!!………. Tiiittt!!!” an alarmed went from off from one of the doctor’s equipment.
“What is it Dad?” Bryan asks excitedly, “I thought you don’t work on Sundays?”
“I don’t son… I don’t” as he stood up to check where the alarm was coming from…
To be continued….
Tags: evil, Fiction, funny, Humor, mad scientist, sci-fi, Series
Bwahahahaha!
This to be continued thing is killing me!!! When will you post the continuation Roy?
Okay, I’ll be waiting for your tweet…
Z
PS. Does this Dr Evil genius hold a medical degree too? LOL
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Thanks Z, ‘hope it made you laugh… I’m still trying to figure how to continue all these insanity happening here, hehe…
medical degree? hmmm… I’ll check that, maybe he does
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hehe… maabangan nga kung anong susunod na kabanata.
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Roy Reply:
April 14th, 2009 at 10:53 am
thanks Amor!
Sana nga, hopefully I can make this interesting
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Can I speak to the management? lol. Daya naman. Okay, I guess I just to make a trip back here.
This – a new blog? Well, why am I not surprised. A blog for each of Roy’s moods. “,)
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yup! you need to go back for the second serving
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Hi Roy!
I’m coming back and will patiently wait for the continuation.
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Darn. There’s no part 2 yet. I have come too early. lol.
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Roy Reply:
April 16th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
now… there’s a pressure….
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[...] Although there were only two entries as of now, one is an introduction and another one is about a mad scientist whose continuation I haven’t figured out yet (and I’m really [...]
HANGING STORY??? what’s next… i’m in the mood for reading pa naman where’s the conclusion…. anyway, take your time
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hehehe… sorry. actually, the doctor is getting me all confused… he wants to do a lot of things
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wow roy! this is one hell of a writer in you. i have come here only now, and have only known that you have this short story writer in you.
when would be the next part uploaded here?
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Roy Reply:
April 22nd, 2009 at 2:10 am
welcome to my humble abode elmot!
I sure hope I can get it out soon, I am already feeling the pressure, but the doctor keeps on confusing me.
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Wow, it’s cool.. Really inspiring..
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roy bakit andami mong site.. nalilito na ako.. pengeng domain? joke.. hehehe… ano kaya yung nasa email? parang baliw lang.. 2nd part nasan na?
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Roy Reply:
May 5th, 2009 at 5:50 am
Hi Jen!
sa tutuo lang, ako rin nalilito na e
kaya hangga ngayon, wala pang part 2, hehe… pero malapit na.
thanks!
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roy, what about holding a writing contest, part two of this short story? hehe.
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Roy Reply:
June 20th, 2009 at 6:09 am
hahaha! will think about that Novz, thanks!
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You did a good job writing how the laugh would soon. the doctor is a sick man lol
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Roy Reply:
August 25th, 2009 at 9:26 am
thank you very much Sceneserene
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nice story, seems thriller and funny.. wait for the up coming..
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this is my nth comment in a row on this blog. sorry but i just can’t stop reading your short stories. I’m in the office right now, just reading your posts. How many more to go?
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Roy Reply:
September 17th, 2009 at 4:40 am
hahaha! and I love you for that!
I’m glad you took time to read my stories. Thank you very much!
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